{"id":177,"date":"2011-08-01T07:50:28","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T12:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=177"},"modified":"2011-08-01T16:43:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T21:43:39","slug":"online-dating-letter-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/08\/01\/online-dating-letter-12\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating letter #12"},"content":{"rendered":"
This girl mentioned that you’d should tell her the first thing you notice about her.<\/em><\/p>\n Hi,<\/p>\n I guess the first thing I notice about you is your brevity when it comes to words. That and your almost religious avoidance of capital letters. I get it. Capital letters are a bunch of assholes lording over those shorter letters.<\/p>\n The other thing would be that you could never do without “making out with bacon.” Is this the pork product or is it Kevin Bacon? Your staunch refusal to use a capital has me confused and or concerned.<\/p>\n Cheers<\/p>\n She never replied.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This girl mentioned that you’d should tell her the first thing you notice about her. Hi, I guess the first thing I notice about you is your brevity when it comes to words. That and your almost religious avoidance of capital letters. I get it. Capital letters are a bunch of assholes lording over those […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n