{"id":276,"date":"2011-08-18T06:47:43","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T11:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2011-08-18T07:25:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T12:25:53","slug":"online-dating-letter-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/08\/18\/online-dating-letter-29\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating letter #29"},"content":{"rendered":"
She was looking for a bad ass\/gentleman. Her main selling point was that she could choose the best oranges with her eyes closed.<\/em><\/p>\n Hi,<\/p>\n I have a degree in badassery. It’s truly amazing what the American educational system will let you get away with these days. So yes I am a badass and a scholar. With the right motivation and a comfortable ambient humidity I can play the role of a gentleman.<\/p>\n How do you choose the oranges? By feel? Smell? Divine intervention?<\/p>\n She responded.<\/em><\/p>\n You seem to focus intently on temperature and climate. That’s interesting.<\/p>\n Choosing oranges is all nature based. My friend told me that I pick the best oranges, but they could have been lying to me. Maybe it’s false advertising. What kind of oranges do you like?<\/p>\n I never replied.<\/em><\/p>\n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" She was looking for a bad ass\/gentleman. Her main selling point was that she could choose the best oranges with her eyes closed. Hi, I have a degree in badassery. It’s truly amazing what the American educational system will let you get away with these days. So yes I am a badass and a scholar. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n