this comment<\/a>, on the “What is this page” of all places, shows that we can inspire a 500 word response to utter nonsense. If online dating alone were enough of a sign of the\u00a0apocalypse\u00a0this\u00a0bizarre\u00a0treatise surely is. And it’s not spam. This loon is not trying to sell something, but wants to say something. Our posts aren’t even 500 words long and it’s our site.<\/p>\nWe salute you invisible\u00a0commenter.<\/p>\n
Salutations,<\/p>\n
The OK Stupid Staff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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