Our math wizards have put down the crack pipe for a few moments and generated this graph. Using data from the\u00a0Bureau\u00a0of Labor Statistics and a\u00a0phrenologic\u00a0map of a stray cat we can now show the\u00a0correlation\u00a0between unemployment and time spent pursuing online dating.<\/p>\n

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Breathtaking isn’t it? Personally I’m a fan of the colors – a muted patriotic\u00a0palette\u00a0that helps an early morning bowel movement.<\/p>\n

Note:<\/strong>\u00a0The math girls\u00a0were back at the crack before the graph could be\u00a0amended. Spain should be replaced with Estados Unidos since the US has a current\u00a0underemployment\u00a0rate topping 50%. USA USA USA USA.<\/p>\n

If you’re interested in hiring some crack smoking graph makers feel free to drop us a line<\/a>. Once the hypotensive state wears off we’ll get back to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our math wizards have put down the crack pipe for a few moments and generated this graph. Using data from the\u00a0Bureau\u00a0of Labor Statistics and a\u00a0phrenologic\u00a0map of a stray cat we can now show the\u00a0correlation\u00a0between unemployment and time spent pursuing online dating. Breathtaking isn’t it? Personally I’m a fan of the colors – a muted patriotic\u00a0palette\u00a0that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n