{"id":31,"date":"2011-07-20T07:29:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T12:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2011-07-22T10:10:27","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T15:10:27","slug":"31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/20\/31\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating intro letter #11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333;\">She mentioned in her profile that you should contact her if you could discuss the differences between leotards and unitards.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hello,<\/p>\n<p>Leotards, or as they were originally referred, &#8220;Hey you see what that freak show Leo is wearing again? Why does his mom let him go out dressed like that? I heard his father ran away with a trucker or a waitress or a trucker waitress.&#8221; have been around since the, well, the time of that weirdo Leo. 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