{"id":312,"date":"2011-08-26T05:34:35","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T10:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2011-08-24T08:37:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T13:37:20","slug":"online-dating-letter-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/08\/26\/online-dating-letter-21\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating letter #21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I&#8217;ve read this letter a dozen times. Nothing about the girl I messaged strikes a chord. I assume she wanted to play the violin.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m really good at laughing while I sleep. It drives people crazy, but that just makes it more fun. I can give you violin lessons. They wouldn&#8217;t be any good, but I could do it. With the Internet anyone can become an expert in anything. It might better if I got violin lessons first. Or we could go halves on it. I&#8217;ll take the G and D strings and you can have A and E. Sound like a plan? Not necessarily a good plan, but it resembles some sort of plan, right?<\/p>\n<p>cheers,<\/p>\n<p><em>She never replied. I still don&#8217;t remember a goddamn thing about her. That&#8217;s what happens when you&#8230; oh who gives a fuck.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>p.s. I am really good at laughing in my sleep.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve read this letter a dozen times. Nothing about the girl I messaged strikes a chord. I assume she wanted to play the violin. Hi, I&#8217;m really good at laughing while I sleep. It drives people crazy, but that just makes it more fun. I can give you violin lessons. 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