{"id":329,"date":"2011-08-30T05:47:21","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T10:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=329"},"modified":"2011-08-29T13:09:30","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T18:09:30","slug":"top-5-online-dating-warning-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/08\/30\/top-5-online-dating-warning-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 online dating warning signs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After interviewing close to no people at all OK Stupid has compiled a list of the top 5 warning signs in online dating profiles.<\/p>\n<p>Drumroll, without further ado, the winners are, after these messages&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Know the difference between your and you&#8217;re&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Translations: I want to be beaten. Relax. It&#8217;s an online dating site. Most people refuse to use capital letters and brag about it. A better\u00a0qualifier\u00a0would be to know the current makeup of the Italian\u00a0Parliament.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Treatise length profile<br \/>\n<\/strong>We came across one that weighed in at over 8,000 words. 8,000 words to whet someone&#8217;s\u00a0appetite\u00a0and give a high level overview of who you are. We got the overview alright. Diagnosis: Bat Shit Insane.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m a good time looking for some fun. You know.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>No we don&#8217;t know. Is your version of fun\u00a0fondling\u00a0cars in Times Square, prank calling the police, and giving horses laced sugar cubes? If so, we&#8217;ve been looking for you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Photos limited to shots above the chin with the head tilted to the right<br \/>\n<\/strong>Limited photos give credence to our\u00a0theory\u00a0that there is a secret race of humans that consist solely of a head. No body, just a head that may or may not be connected to bowls of jello via pipe cleaners.<br \/>\n<em>(Ed note: Hi, my name is Ed.)<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>I love to travel. + Unemployed.<br \/>\n<\/strong>This is a frequent combination used by young, photogenic females. Based on their writing they&#8217;ve yet to complete the 8th grade but are ready to travel the world with the right man. The right man being any sucker willing to pay their freight.\u00a0Who am I kidding? If I were a photogenic female I&#8217;d try this to. Life is too short to worry about shame.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I have to go shower now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After interviewing close to no people at all OK Stupid has compiled a list of the top 5 warning signs in online dating profiles. Drumroll, without further ado, the winners are, after these messages&#8230; &#8220;Know the difference between your and you&#8217;re&#8221; Translations: I want to be beaten. Relax. 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