{"id":37,"date":"2011-07-22T04:34:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T09:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2011-07-22T04:35:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T09:35:55","slug":"unanswered-dating-query-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/22\/unanswered-dating-query-5\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating intro letter #5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333;\">This one wrote in her profile that she thought a lot about the Austrian school of economics and monkeys.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>What is it you are thinking about the Austrian school of economics? Do you find their school uniforms too close to the wardrobe of the Von Trapp family?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps if we could create a mathematical model predicting the behavior of monkeys then we&#8217;d understand what mechanisms we could put in place to prevent their rampant thieving ways. Or we could just carry sticks and threaten them. A very nice Hindu suggested that was the only way I could prevent them from stealing my glasses. Now I don&#8217;t wear glasses. Monkey 0, Human blind.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nAnthony<\/p>\n<p><em>I never got a response.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one wrote in her profile that she thought a lot about the Austrian school of economics and monkeys. Hi, What is it you are thinking about the Austrian school of economics? Do you find their school uniforms too close to the wardrobe of the Von Trapp family? 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