{"id":418,"date":"2011-09-20T05:45:37","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T10:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=418"},"modified":"2011-09-19T11:47:51","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T16:47:51","slug":"online-dating-letter-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/09\/20\/online-dating-letter-40\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating letter #40"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Sometimes, well most times, I have the need to just, well, on with it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>The zombie apocalypse is here. If you&#8217;re still new to NY you might not have seen them. Get on any subway during the morning commute. Happier faces were seen on the train to Auschwitz.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully these zombies don&#8217;t want to eat your brain. Just your soul.<\/p>\n<p>Now I ask you a question.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll think of something.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OK, you&#8217;re turn.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>She never replied.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, well most times, I have the need to just, well, on with it. Hi, The zombie apocalypse is here. If you&#8217;re still new to NY you might not have seen them. Get on any subway during the morning commute. Happier faces were seen on the train to Auschwitz. 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