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People that stress out over consumption of delicious things worry me. I wrote this when it was raining for 37 days straight.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

Don’t waste your time on rationalizations for more dessert and wine. More is better than less. Always. Except on Tuesdays. Tuesday make everything wrong. Or is it Wednesdays?<\/p>\n

I’d write more but I feel like I don’t even know you. And there is the matter of the ark I need to build.<\/p>\n

Cheers<\/p>\n

She blocked me.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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