{"id":512,"date":"2011-11-18T10:06:36","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T15:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=512"},"modified":"2011-11-18T10:06:36","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T15:06:36","slug":"online-dating-letter-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/11\/18\/online-dating-letter-65\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating letter #65"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>She doesn&#8217;t want to date a man that screams like a girl.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>Screaming like a girl is fine. I came close to ramming a gator in the eye with a kayak. I screamed like a girl. Well, if that girl had a silent scream that resembled panic breaths. The gator hadn&#8217;t spotted me yet so need to let him know that his lunch was ready.<\/p>\n<p>The Internet doesn&#8217;t give us much of a chance but I don&#8217;t believe anything on it.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nAnthony<\/p>\n<p><em>I wish I had more opportunities to scream like a girl.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She doesn&#8217;t want to date a man that screams like a girl. Hi, Screaming like a girl is fine. I came close to ramming a gator in the eye with a kayak. I screamed like a girl. Well, if that girl had a silent scream that resembled panic breaths. 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