{"id":518,"date":"2011-11-29T11:12:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T16:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=518"},"modified":"2011-11-29T11:12:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T16:12:24","slug":"done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/11\/29\/done\/","title":{"rendered":"Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t do it anymore. The silly, sarcastic and absurd experience of online dating has run its course. It was entertaining for a bit, but everyone has the same story. It&#8217;s depressing. I don&#8217;t like depressing.<\/p>\n<p>The few things I&#8217;ve learned from this experiement are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>New York City is full of women that have not grown out of the high school hobby of chase the bad boy. 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