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Hi. It’s me again.<\/p>\n

A client took a really long time to respond to me today. Instead of reading a book, huffing gasoline or anything else productive I logged back into the online dating cesspool. This time I was going to write a nice, normal letter. Let’s see how that went.<\/p>\n

She posted a link this video:
\nhttp:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE&feature=youtu.be
\n<\/a>and she\u00a0alliterated\u00a0L words in her intro.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

I’m not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if… wait here. I’ve to go back and watch more of that video.<\/p>\n

Do you like to lollygag with a lollypop? Really. That’s interesting.<\/p>\n

No, thanks I just ate. Thanks.<\/p>\n

Cheers,<\/p>\n

Fingers crossed.
\nPlease kill me.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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