{"id":644,"date":"2013-06-24T07:17:59","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T12:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=644"},"modified":"2013-07-09T13:36:07","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T18:36:07","slug":"who-can-compete-with-a-puppy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2013\/06\/24\/who-can-compete-with-a-puppy\/","title":{"rendered":"Who can compete with a puppy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>If you&#8217;re cuter than her puppy, Watson, you should message her.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m probably not cuter or more fun than your puppy but I have opposable thumbs. Can Watson open jars? I can open jars. Except for ones that are really stuck. Then I use a hammer. Hammer beats jar every time.<\/p>\n<p>Peep Show is one of my favorite shows. One day someone will teach a class on the philosophy of Super Hans.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nAnthony<\/p>\n<p><em>I bet her dog is ugly and has\u00a0broccoli\u00a0farts.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Super Hans is the best.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re cuter than her puppy, Watson, you should message her. Hi, I&#8217;m probably not cuter or more fun than your puppy but I have opposable thumbs. Can Watson open jars? I can open jars. Except for ones that are really stuck. Then I use a hammer. Hammer beats jar every time. 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