{"id":656,"date":"2013-06-27T06:01:55","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T11:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=656"},"modified":"2013-06-24T22:03:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-25T03:03:10","slug":"soft-jazz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2013\/06\/27\/soft-jazz\/","title":{"rendered":"Soft jazz"},"content":{"rendered":"

She perhaps doesn’t like soft jazz.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

Soft jazz is not music. It’s more of a bland, custard filler that originally was created because morphine was in short supply – there was a war on, isn’t there always? Withdrawal from soft jazz is less violent than from opiates but the victim tends to have a glossy eyed look about them. As of the current date there is no known case of anyone seeking a Kenny G fix. Then again I would never associate with those degenerates. They’re really a drag on the economy.<\/p>\n

In conclusion, Oingo Boing was great in the movie, “Back to School”.<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

What is that Oingo Boing song? Leader in the back room? It’s stuck in my head now. Mirror in the back room? There is a back room involved.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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