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She likes to Subway surf.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

Have you tried balancing on the L when it leaves Manhattan and heads toward the world of the waxed mustaches? It’s a challenge.<\/p>\n

You own kitty cat socks? You must have really small feet.
\nThat was dumb joke.<\/p>\n

Cheers<\/p>\n

I once dated a woman with large feet. They were a size 9.5 mens. I liked to put them up to the side of my head and pretend they were a cellphone from the 1980s.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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