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I don&#8217;t think they have any big cats there.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<br \/>\nAnthony<\/p>\n<p>ps The term &#8220;activity partner&#8221; makes me cringe.<\/p>\n<p><em>On the first day of work, after filling out a tax exemption form I was handed a decree from the Department of Justice specifying that I would not visit Kwajalein Atoll because of the past transgressions of employer. That was a fun job. Most of the staff smelled like Vodka.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She doesn&#8217;t like the term &#8220;Activity Partner&#8221; and likes big cats. Howdy, You lived in the Marshall islands? That&#8217;s amazing. 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