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She likes her music to be from the early 80’s and on vinyl.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hi,<\/p>\n

The only thing I own on vinyl is the extended version of, “The message”. Not quite the same category as Olivia Newton John, but I do remember the movie Xandau corrupting my young mind.<\/p>\n

I’ve been mugged twice on different continents. Then again, the second time was in Rio and my mugger was yelling at me in Portuguese. For all I know he might have been asking if I wanted a shave. Does the repetition mean that mugging is becoming an activity for me?<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nAnthony<\/p>\n

I don’t know why I mentioned the mugging part. Maybe she was looking for someone to share interesting activities with.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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