{"id":78,"date":"2011-07-29T06:53:11","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T11:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?p=78"},"modified":"2011-07-29T07:45:10","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T12:45:10","slug":"online-dating-intro-letter-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/","title":{"rendered":"online dating intro letter #13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>She mentioned that she has a government job. She got it by accident.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hi,<\/p>\n<p>How do you accidentally get into a city government job? Was the line at the DMV so long that you invented a new queuing system? Did you have mountainous library fines that the only way to pay off your debt was by driving a street cleaner? The street cleaner mobile is bad ass. It&#8217;s really a toss up for me which I&#8217;d rather driver &#8211; the street cleaner or a Zamboni. Now if those two were combined I think we&#8217;d finally have peace in the middle east.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<\/p>\n<p><em>She has yet to reply.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She mentioned that she has a government job. She got it by accident. Hi, How do you accidentally get into a city government job? Was the line at the DMV so long that you invented a new queuing system? Did you have mountainous library fines that the only way to pay off your debt was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>online dating intro letter #13 - OKStupid<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"online dating intro letter #13 - OKStupid\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"She mentioned that she has a government job. She got it by accident. Hi, How do you accidentally get into a city government job? Was the line at the DMV so long that you invented a new queuing system? Did you have mountainous library fines that the only way to pay off your debt was [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"OKStupid\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-07-29T11:53:11+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2011-07-29T12:45:10+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"anthony\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"anthony\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/\",\"name\":\"online dating intro letter #13 - OKStupid\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2011-07-29T11:53:11+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2011-07-29T12:45:10+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#\/schema\/person\/18f3ab4040b2bfec07c414488a406689\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"online dating intro letter #13\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/\",\"name\":\"OKStupid\",\"description\":\"A guide to self sabotage in the world of online dating. Real letters sent to real people on online dating sites.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#\/schema\/person\/18f3ab4040b2bfec07c414488a406689\",\"name\":\"anthony\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/author\/anthony\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"online dating intro letter #13 - OKStupid","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"online dating intro letter #13 - OKStupid","og_description":"She mentioned that she has a government job. She got it by accident. Hi, How do you accidentally get into a city government job? Was the line at the DMV so long that you invented a new queuing system? Did you have mountainous library fines that the only way to pay off your debt was [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/","og_site_name":"OKStupid","article_published_time":"2011-07-29T11:53:11+00:00","article_modified_time":"2011-07-29T12:45:10+00:00","author":"anthony","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"anthony","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/","url":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/","name":"online dating intro letter #13 - OKStupid","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2011-07-29T11:53:11+00:00","dateModified":"2011-07-29T12:45:10+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#\/schema\/person\/18f3ab4040b2bfec07c414488a406689"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/2011\/07\/29\/online-dating-intro-letter-13\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"online dating intro letter #13"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/","name":"OKStupid","description":"A guide to self sabotage in the world of online dating. Real letters sent to real people on online dating sites.","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/#\/schema\/person\/18f3ab4040b2bfec07c414488a406689","name":"anthony","url":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/author\/anthony\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetoselfsabotage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}