OKStupid

"OK Stupid" is the story of one 34 year-old man's reluctant journey through the world of online dating. The book is filled with hilarious messages sent to women on an online dating site, graphs comparing the acceptance of online dating to the popularity of the Dave Matthews Band and of course, the dates where he wishes he had his emergency contact number memorized. All those result in a modern love story that almost ends in a restraining order. After sending over 200 messages he finally finds true love through the internet.

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Time spent online dating versus unemployment rate

My math wizards have put down the crack pipe for a few moments and generated this graph. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and a phrenologic map of a stray cat I can now show the correlation between unemployment and time spent pursuing online dating.

Note: The math girls were back at the crack before the graph could be amended. Spain should be replaced with Estados Unidos since the US has a current underemployment rate topping 50%. USA USA USA USA

Recent Posts

Get the book, sort of 

I wrote OK Stupid the book, rewrote it, and did it again. I sent it off to agents. The one’s that replied, declined. Fair enough. The last rejection had a note in it: “It could use some line editing.” I agree and that’s also one of the reasons I sent it to agents, to get professional […]

Posted on November 4, 2014 / Posted by anthony / read more »

Fake math can’t manipulate me 

OK Cupid, that pseudo math student/dating wizard, recently admitted to manipulating their match percentages. The Internet found this shocking. How could they? Don’t they know how seriously people take those numbers? I think this adorable. OK Cupid claims they did this manipulation in order to test the accuracy of their mystical match percentages. I think they […]

Posted on August 11, 2014 / Posted by anthony / read more »

Do I call? Do I text? What’s the etiquette? 

In this weeks episode of your favorite podcast, OKstupid (subscribe on iTunes now please), I face the modern dilemma of whether it is best to text, call, email or send a fax to get that second date. As usual, my friends advice was less than stellar. What’s your advice? Send a note or write a […]

Posted on July 23, 2014 / Posted by anthony / read more »

8 episodes of dating advice 

Have you been listening to, downloading, and enjoying OKStupid, the podcast? You have? Great. If you haven’t you can subscribe in iTunes or check it out on the homepage. It’s free. It’s silly. It has weird music. It has 8 episodes. Sometimes I record it without pants. That’s right, sans pants. America, what a country.

Posted on July 16, 2014 / Posted by anthony / read more »

Episode 4 – It’s the Internet that is creepy, not me. 

This concludes section 2, Matchmaking throughout human history.

Posted on June 18, 2014 / Posted by anthony / read more »
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