This following is an introduction letter I sent to a woman on a popular dating site. She wondered what Jesus would be like as a friend.

Hi,

I think for fun Jesus was a prankster. We know about water into wine, but have you heard the one about wine into ketchup? For some reason they left that story out of the bible. If read closely, the bible is nothing more than a bunch of pranks.

“I”m dead. Nah… just kidding.”

In his downtime he was also contemplating a new line of designer footwear.

What do you think he was doing?

I never got a response.