This girl mentioned that you’d should tell her the first thing you notice about her.

Hi,

I guess the first thing I notice about you is your brevity when it comes to words. That and your almost religious avoidance of capital letters. I get it. Capital letters are a bunch of assholes lording over those shorter letters.

The other thing would be that you could never do without “making out with bacon.” Is this the pork product or is it Kevin Bacon? Your staunch refusal to use a capital has me confused and or concerned.

Cheers

She never replied.