Our math wizards have put down the crack pipe for a few moments and generated this graph. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and a phrenologic map of a stray cat we can now show the correlation between unemployment and time spent pursuing online dating.

Breathtaking isn’t it? Personally I’m a fan of the colors – a muted patriotic palette that helps an early morning bowel movement.

Note: The math girls were back at the crack before the graph could be amended. Spain should be replaced with Estados Unidos since the US has a current underemployment rate topping 50%. USA USA USA USA.

If you’re interested in hiring some crack smoking graph makers feel free to drop us a line. Once the hypotensive state wears off we’ll get back to you.