The dating site said that we were a 98% match and she loved laser tag.
Hi,
I loved laser tag as a kid. I took everything apart and learned that I could mess with the innards to create really cool sounds that the inventor never intended. This worked with electronic battleship as well.
And I think we’d get along and so does this Internet thing. When has the Internet ever misled anyone?
Cheers,
Anthony
She never wrote back.
Maybe she was playing laser tag and someone (say, a mischievous Storm Trooper or something) swapped the laser tag “lasers” for the real thing. And now she’s toast with smoke coming out of her boots…