She thinks about being dictator of New York City and what Subway rules she’ll enforce.

Hi,

I think my first rule for the subway would be no performing on the subway when I’m reading. Performances are allowed when I am not reading but should not contain the following:

• a language I do not understand. Including guttural English. And English.
• the exploitation of adorable children. Ugly children are on their own.
• any of the works of Michael Jackson unless said works are performed without pre-recorded backing tracks.

What are your rules?

Cheers,
Anthony

I once saw two guys smoothly transition from Blackbird to Beat It. It was beautiful and ironic. I would tell her this in person but she didn’t respond.