She plans 419 scams, dreams of counterfeiting, likes Grolsch beer and gets upset at infanticide. No wonder we’re a 98% match. Hi, The International Money Bank of Nigera has locked up my funds. I can use your help in helping the release of these funds ($1.00.000EU). The funds are to prevent the arson and infanticide cult […]
She thinks about being dictator of New York City and what Subway rules she’ll enforce. Hi, I think my first rule for the subway would be no performing on the subway when I’m reading. Performances are allowed when I am not reading but should not contain the following: a language I do not understand. Including […]
She spends a lot of time thinking how to quit her jobs. I spend a lot of time thinking about the reactions people have when they receive one of these missives. Hi, I run a class at the Learning Annex called, “How to quit all your jobs in 7 weeks.” It’s a prerequisite to my […]
She spends a lot of time thinking about how the world will end. That’s depressing but she looks really cute. Hi, Anyone that quotes Carlin is OK in my book. It’s a short book. More of just a page. A page that says, “Anyone that quotes Carlin is OK.” I think access to potable water […]
Hey irregular readers, Every now and then we get some mail sent to us. We’ve only answered it once and that led to a trip to a small island in Canada and a stalker, but that story is for another time. A couple of days we ago we got this missive: Subject: OMG-Awesome Ha I […]