She travels extensively. Hi, I’m a big fan of extensive travel. This past week I went to the supermarket, and the library. One time I went to Tonga but the library is much closer. I tend to take online dating very seriously. Cheers, Anthony I’m not helping.
This one I really wanted to message for good reasons and not pure nonsense reasons. Based on her profile I should have sent something less me, but what fun would that be? She said she was an astronomer and wondered if Curiosity was lonely on Mars. Adorable. Hi, I think Curiosity is quite content in Pasadena. Some […]
Yep. Another one. I know. Is Heroin a worthwhile hobby? She said there are bonus points involved if your inner nerd was embraced. Hi, I can embrace my inner nerd. It’s the outer one that I have problems with. I have the sense that this is important, but it’s more interesting than writing, “yo”. Cheers […]
Hi. It’s me again. A client took a really long time to respond to me today. Instead of reading a book, huffing gasoline or anything else productive I logged back into the online dating cesspool. This time I was going to write a nice, normal letter. Let’s see how that went. She posted a link […]
I can’t do it anymore. The silly, sarcastic and absurd experience of online dating has run its course. It was entertaining for a bit, but everyone has the same story. It’s depressing. I don’t like depressing. The few things I’ve learned from this experiement are: New York City is full of women that have not […]