Every time she moves she wants to find she has less stuff. Hi, I think it would be great if moving vans drove all, or most, of my possessions off of a cliff. A couple of years ago I went traveling for a few months. One of my brothers was kind enough to store a […]

She owned a kazoo and has undefined goals. Hi, Vagueness around goals is the best approach. Maybe. I have concrete goals and others are amorphous blobs that are squishy between my toes. I should change my socks. What color is your kazoo? Cheers, Anthony It was a weird message. I get it.

She rated me 5 out of 5 stars. That’s pretty good, right? She also liked to travel and eat new things. Hi, Where are you traveling to and what are you eating there? Sometimes it can go sideways. The Japanese giggled as they fed me some sort of salted, gelatinous thing that might have been […]

She wrote that she has traveled a lot. Bet she’s never been to Tonga. I’ve been to Tonga. I only went to prove a point. It was silly. Hi, I’ve traveled all over as well. My memories seem to center on food and places I’ve woken up. Once I woke up next to Eddie Van […]