She, well, you’ll get it. Hi, Do bridal shops have showers to cry in? Or do you have a large collection of wedding dresses… never mind. Either way I laughed which is rare for me because this is website is very serious. Is my tie on straight? Cheers She replied. your a dick and i […]
Reader Ben writes in: Hi OK Stupid, I think your site is very helpful and informative. Using your advice I wrote a woman a message and now we have a date. Gulp. Where do I take an online date? Ben This is a common question for those new to the online dating scene. Typical first […]
She wrote about wanting to run away with the circus. Hi, Preparing for the circus is a much overlooked and highly needed skill. The trapeze is an excellant choice but I think my heart lies with the carnies, the games of “chance” and well mixing it up with the suckers. Do they have fair ground […]
She wanted someone who was gorgeous, but not too attractive. Hi, I’m gorgeous yet not too attractive. I think it has something to do with half of my body being made out of cups of dirt. From the right angle I look good, but when I turn… cups of dirt. I don’t need a crochet […]
From time to time one of these unanswered intro letters results in a date. ย Here is the recap of one date. She was some flavor of Latin. Her profile pictures were out of focus. I thought she was being artistic. Nope. In real life she was blurry. I wasn’t drunk when we met. Was it […]