Our math wizards have put down the crack pipe for a few moments and generated this graph. Using data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics and a phrenologic map of a stray cat we can now show the correlation between unemployment and time spent pursuing online dating. Breathtaking isn’t it? Personally I’m a fan of the colors – a muted patriotic palette that […]
My drummer friend told me to not go out with her. Hi, I have a lot of questions.First, do you drink wine with gummy bears in the drink or are they to the side? Does the vintage matter? Do the colors of the gummy bears need to complement the wine? Second, while I can understand […]
Howdy, Us here at OK Stupid love it when people visit the site. We love it even more when they post a comment. It’s validation that sitting in our underwear all day watching life pass us by is, at least, amusing somebody. We’ve got to get outside more. No matter how socially broken we are, […]
I had to dig this one out of the archives but here is the real first online dating letter I sent. She had a blurry picture of her holding a violin. how does this work?Aug 23 – 11:36pm Hello, I know the “right” way is not to start with “hello” but “how’s it going”. That […]
She spends a lot of time thinking about becoming a vegetarian and her favorite book is the OED. Hi, Don’t do it. Don’t become one of those people, a vegetarian. They are an unruly, self-righteous lot. I know. I tried the vegetarian thing once. It lasted ten years. The crackling, greasy pop of bacon broke […]