She was looking for a bad ass/gentleman. Her main selling point was that she could choose the best oranges with her eyes closed. Hi, I have a degree in badassery. It’s truly amazing what the American educational system will let you get away with these days. So yes I am a badass and a scholar. […]
Another lady that the Internet thought I wouldn’t get along with. Hi, The Internet doesn’t think we’d get along that well, but screw the Internet. She is a harsh mistress that needs to be proven wrong. How could we not get along? I never plan a meal in advance. I prefer to let random chance […]
The Internet is global. Did you know that? It’s even available across the entire United States. Including Texas. I only send online dating intro letters to women in the local area. Why would I harass someone in Helsinki? I wouldn’t. But some woman in Texas decided to harass me. The messages she sent are in […]
She wrote that she loved to travel to little motels and have them recommend coffee shops. Hi, I once loved in a dreadful little motel. It was the type of place that was frequented by those just released from prison. When I went to check in, the proprietor, a man that resembled a crushed cigarette butt, asked […]
A couple of weeks ago we wrote about how women, in addition to having photos of them holding babies and kittens, are often photographed with guns. Our crack researchers have now broken down the types of guns that women prefer to be photographed with. What does this mean? Will the type of weapon a women […]