The letter I sent speaks for itself. Hi, By “breathing the heck out fo some air” do you mean to say that you are asthmatic or that you have the lung capacity of ? In other news… I think you’ve stumbled on a new business venture – the wine bar and cupcake shop with picnic […]
One of the fans of this site was having trouble getting any woman to respond to his online dating profile. He requested that OK Stupid help him out. After looking through his profile the problem was clear – he’s illiterate. Below are the direct quotes from his profile. My self-summary ..perhaps ..i am what a i am […]
She had a long list of questions that should all be answered in the affirmative before contacting her. And she is not a fan of Kerouac, worries about zombies and wants to learn how to pick locks. Hi, I hate On the Road. The Beats needed to be beaten with something that would have stopped […]
She said she liked dogs and Cuba. Hi, Why are all dogs in Havana dressed in button down shirts? I noticed this when I was there about 12 years ago. On every corner was a tiny dog wearing a freshly pressed shirt. When I’d line up to take a picture the dogs would shift a […]
This girl mentioned that you’d should tell her the first thing you notice about her. Hi, I guess the first thing I notice about you is your brevity when it comes to words. That and your almost religious avoidance of capital letters. I get it. Capital letters are a bunch of assholes lording over those […]