online dating intro letter #5 

This one wrote in her profile that she thought a lot about the Austrian school of economics and monkeys. Hi, What is it you are thinking about the Austrian school of economics? Do you find their school uniforms too close to the wardrobe of the Von Trapp family? Perhaps if we could create a mathematical […]

online dating intro letter #3 

This was sent to someone that rated me highly. Isn’t that creepy? Not as creepy as the letter I sent her. She also mentioned in her profile that she likes her skull. Hi, I have numerous dreams that need to be crushed. Not the flying dreams. Those dreams are rare. And I’ve gotten used to […]

Average Relationship Lengths 

The number wizards and statistician ninjas along with a helpful dose of mind altering substances bring you the below charts. Many dating sites highlight the success rates of the couples that meet through their services. We believe ’em. Really. Because why would they lie? But I just lied, because one of us doesn’t believe them and their […]

online dating intro letter #11 

She mentioned in her profile that you should contact her if you could discuss the differences between leotards and unitards. Hello, Leotards, or as they were originally referred, “Hey you see what that freak show Leo is wearing again? Why does his mom let him go out dressed like that? I heard his father ran […]

the first online dating letter 

In one of her profile photos she wore a plastic colander on her head. I thought she might “get” me. She deleted her account after I contacted her. This is how OK Stupid was born. Sep 27, 2010 – 1:51pm on the subject of colanders Dear not Fran Klepter, A colander fashioned from metal provides […]