They say in the real world the first thing women notice about a man are his shoes and his watch. I’m not sure why anyone would still wear a watch and frankly it’s too hot out to wear pants let alone shoes. We surveyed a half a person to see what are the top five […]
Online dating is a strange phenomenon. Not too long ago the idea of shopping for a mate was strictly for creepy uncles using Russian mail order bride services. How and why this changed is one of the questions that OK Stupid hopes to answer. This graph shows the social acceptance of online dating versus that […]
She claimed her smoothies are the best but I bet they never brought the boys to the yard. Probably because she was making them watch her favorite movie, “What about Bob?” Hello, I won’t argue with you, but the best movie ever is, “Real Genius”. Val Kilmer at his finest. It’s a shame he was […]
She mentioned the word “creep” a lot. A lot a lot. And that she didn’t want a male friend that secretly pined over her. Hi, I’m intimidated but your combination of liking Lebowski, Muddy Waters and Arrested Development makes me press on. That and this whole Internet thing allows me to be a creep, but […]
She felt it was important to highlight her credentials in the field of picnicking. I felt it was important to highlight my skills in jerkery. It could be a word. Hi, “lol” should only be used if you are actually laughing out loud and you’re a six year old covered in glitter. What exactly is […]