She has faith in the mystery math percentages provided by an online dating site. Hi, Do you know how the mystery math behind this sites percentages are calculated? There are three people trapped in a cage that randomly squawk out numbers and sometimes recipes for rye bread. At first those numbers were used to play […]
If you don’t know what NPR is she requests that you don’t message her. Additionally, she laments boys with pictures of them only in their boxers and a 3 letter limited vocabulary. Hi, NPR, as everyone knows, except for brainless douche-bags whose wardrobes consist of nothing more than boxer shorts, poor things, is the Nordic […]
She had funny hipster jokes on her profile and challenged suitors to match her wit. Hi, Great hipster jokes. Let me try. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? None their mom does it just like she does everything else for them. Look it was a first shot. It was in the right spirit. […]
Many of you have written asking, “What’s the formula for online dating success?” We don’t know but that won’t stop us from explaining. We’ve shared numerous examples of online dating introduction letters here. If you follow these time tested tips you’re practically guaranteed to die alone. Don’t be generic You browsed through 100’s of profiles looking for […]
I dug this gem out the archives. I hope she had something about alien kidnapping in her profile. Hi, Your profile is too coincidental to be a coincidence. I was once in a band called, “Dork” and you want to be a spontaneous one. Before that I was in a band that had a song […]