The dating site said that we were a 98% match and she loved laser tag. Hi, I loved laser tag as a kid. I took everything apart and learned that I could mess with the innards to create really cool sounds that the inventor never intended. This worked with electronic battleship as well. And I […]

She mentioned that she could make Cherpumple. For those of you not in the know Cherpumple is a cherry pie baked inside a white cake, a pumpkin pie baked inside a yellow cake and an apple pie baked inside a spice cake. This is how I want to die.  Hi, Do you really make Cherpumple? I […]

She, well, you’ll get it. Hi, Do bridal shops have showers to cry in? Or do you have a large collection of wedding dresses… never mind. Either way I laughed which is rare for me because this is website is very serious. Is my tie on straight? Cheers She replied. your a dick and i […]

She wrote about wanting to run away with the circus. Hi, Preparing for the circus is a much overlooked and highly needed skill. The trapeze is an excellant choice but I think my heart lies with the carnies, the games of “chance” and well mixing it up with the suckers. Do they have fair ground […]

She wanted someone who was gorgeous, but not too attractive. Hi, I’m gorgeous yet not too attractive. I think it has something to do with half of my body being made out of cups of dirt. From the right angle I look good, but when I turn… cups of dirt. I don’t need a crochet […]