This was sent to someone that rated me highly. Isn’t that creepy? Not as creepy as the letter I sent her. She also mentioned in her profile that she likes her skull. Hi, I have numerous dreams that need to be crushed. Not the flying dreams. Those dreams are rare. And I’ve gotten used to […]

She mentioned in her profile that you should contact her if you could discuss the differences between leotards and unitards. Hello, Leotards, or as they were originally referred, “Hey you see what that freak show Leo is wearing again? Why does his mom let him go out dressed like that? I heard his father ran […]

In one of her profile photos she wore a plastic colander on her head. I thought she might “get” me. She deleted her account after I contacted her. This is how OK Stupid was born. Sep 27, 2010 – 1:51pm on the subject of colanders Dear not Fran Klepter, A colander fashioned from metal provides […]

She claimed her smoothies are the best but I bet they never brought the boys to the yard. Probably because she was making them watch her favorite movie, “What about Bob?” Hello, I won’t argue with you, but the best movie ever is, “Real Genius”. Val Kilmer at his finest. It’s a shame he was […]

She mentioned the word “creep” a lot. A lot a lot. And that she didn’t want a male friend that secretly pined over her. Hi, I’m intimidated but your combination of liking Lebowski, Muddy Waters and Arrested Development makes me press on. That and this whole Internet thing allows me to be a creep, but […]