If you don’t know what NPR is she requests that you don’t message her. Additionally, she laments boys with pictures of them only in their boxers and a 3 letter limited vocabulary. Hi, NPR, as everyone knows, except for brainless douche-bags whose wardrobes consist of nothing more than boxer shorts, poor things, is the Nordic […]

She had funny hipster jokes on her profile and challenged suitors to match her wit. Hi, Great hipster jokes. Let me try. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? None their mom does it just like she does everything else for them. Look it was a first shot. It was in the right spirit. […]

I dug this gem out the archives. I hope she had something about alien kidnapping in her profile. Hi, Your profile is too coincidental to be a coincidence. I was once in a band called, “Dork” and you want to be a spontaneous one. Before that I was in a band that had a song […]

I’m not sure why she didn’t respond. Hi, Is it a fantasy or a nightmare thinking about your boss getting hit by a bus? Cheers, Anthony She must have written something about violence towards her employer. I once dated a woman where we agreed that if either of us had a fantasy about the other […]

She spends a lot of time thinking about the best place to drink a beer. Her places are limited to the park or a stoop. Hi, Beer in the park or on the stoop all depends on the location, ambient temperature and type of beer. For example, Guinness is not for the outdoors. It’s best […]