She is planning to escape from cubicle land. Hi, I can help you escape from cubicle life. There are a number of options and all of them depend on your personal style. The juvenile: Do a couple of bong hits at your desk. The brazen: Move into someone’s office. When they come back say to […]

She knows that instant chemistry is rare. Hi, It is rare to find that instant spark. I partly blame the cookie cutter approach to the dates that come out of this site. Here is what I propose, let’s not meet for drinks at some place where both of us have a direct sight line to […]

She’s good at staying calm when all the flights have been canceled. Hello, I never understood panic in an airport. Or panic in general. You can’t do anything about it. Unless it’s in your mouth. In Japan I once ate what I am convinced was a cube of salted whale blubber. I didn’t order it […]

She contacted me. I didn’t even browse her profile. HA – enjoyed your profile. Well done sir. I had to write back. From her photos she seemed normal. She had a photo of hiking the Inca trail. Glad you liked it. I hired the stepson of Kurt Vonnegut’s dentists gardner to write it. When he […]

She travels extensively. Hi, I’m a big fan of extensive travel. This past week I went to the supermarket, and the library. One time I went to Tonga but the library is much closer. I tend to take online dating very seriously. Cheers, Anthony I’m not helping.