This one I really wanted to message for good reasons and not pure nonsense reasons. Based on her profile I should have sent something less me, but what fun would that be? She said she was an astronomer and wondered if Curiosity was lonely on Mars. Adorable. Hi, I think Curiosity is quite content in Pasadena. Some […]

Yep. Another one. I know. Is Heroin a worthwhile hobby? She said there are bonus points involved if your inner nerd was embraced. Hi, I can embrace my inner nerd. It’s the outer one that I have problems with. I have the sense that this is important, but it’s more interesting than writing, “yo”. Cheers […]

Hi. It’s me again. A client took a really long time to respond to me today. Instead of reading a book, huffing gasoline or anything else productive I logged back into the online dating cesspool. This time I was going to write a nice, normal letter. Let’s see how that went. She posted a link […]

She wants to travel, doesn’t take her self too seriously, blah, blah, blah Hi, I’m serious about not taking myself seriously. And I don’t like adverbs. Investing in travel is a smart plan. One year I spent close to two solid weeks on a plane. Couldn’t believe it took the cleaning staff that long to […]

She doesn’t want to date a man that screams like a girl. Hi, Screaming like a girl is fine. I came close to ramming a gator in the eye with a kayak. I screamed like a girl. Well, if that girl had a silent scream that resembled panic breaths. The gator hadn’t spotted me yet […]