online dating letter #64 

She mentioned that she showers naked. Hi, I used to shower naked, but I hate doing laundry. Tide is a great detergent but a shitty shampoo. Do you know your way around a kitchen or are you looking for a chef? Cheers, Anthony Wash. Rinse. She never replied.

online dating letter #63 

She’s a “wild” girl that likes to be “spontaneous.” I like to use quotes. Hi, Sometimes you have to see what will happen is an excellant attitude. Not really sure how I survived childhood without being completely maimed, but I managed. How do you choose where you want to travel to? I prefer the “spin […]

online dating letter #62 

Every time she moves she wants to find she has less stuff. Hi, I think it would be great if moving vans drove all, or most, of my possessions off of a cliff. A couple of years ago I went traveling for a few months. One of my brothers was kind enough to store a […]

online dating letter #61 

She owned a kazoo and has undefined goals. Hi, Vagueness around goals is the best approach. Maybe. I have concrete goals and others are amorphous blobs that are squishy between my toes. I should change my socks. What color is your kazoo? Cheers, Anthony It was a weird message. I get it.

online dating letter #60 

She rated me 5 out of 5 stars. That’s pretty good, right? She also liked to travel and eat new things. Hi, Where are you traveling to and what are you eating there? Sometimes it can go sideways. The Japanese giggled as they fed me some sort of salted, gelatinous thing that might have been […]