Every now and then I get a notice that someone rated me highly. This girl was one of them.
She likes dogs with people’s names and has a dry sense of humor.

Hi,

A dry sense of humor is critical to the prevention of germ spreading. A wet, or moist, sense of humor while more pleasing acoustically, has been suspected as the cause of the H1N1 virus. At times the sound of dry humor has confused many listeners as the sound of close to death chest wheeze. Whereas a wet humor has ranged harmonically from splashy to… this is gross.

My brother once had a dog named Oscar. Oscar spooned me. It was weirder than that nonsense I wrote above.

Cheers,
Anthony

I have intimacy issues that are protected by a thick wall of absurdity.