my Canadian shame

She’s Canadian and a poor speller.


I tend to be a terrible speller Tuesday between 11am and Thursday. On Friday nights I get confused about the function of the semi-colon. Is it like the colon that was picked last in gym class? Does punctuation have to go to gym? They should because I had to learn grammar. It’s only fair.

I am sharp but not remotely silly. We’d get along because I recently learned that I am 1/8th Canadian.


It was emotionally unsettling to learn my great Grandfather was a Canuck.

About Author: anthony

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *